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Winger Jokes

How many right wingers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I have no idea because every time I ask they all argue about unnecessary change

A football quarterback, soccer wing forward, baseball designated hitter, volleyball setter, hockey winger and cricket batsman walk into a bar...

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How many right wingers does it take to change a light bulb?

I've yet to find out because they all just stand around crying about the change

What's a right winger's favourite word game?

Mad libs.

What do you say when you see a Chelsea winger strangling someone?

Choking Hazard

Matthew McConaughey’s first initiative as owner of Austin Football Club will be to cut the Left Backs and Left Wingers. Their going to be “alright alright alright”

Got banned from r/soccer for this, they take their no jokes rule seriously. I’d been sitting on it other than that for a while.

What do you call a fender bender that involves two airplanes?

A winger dinger.

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I don't get what this whole NFL anthem controversy is about...

I thought the right-wingers *WANTED* to see black people on their knees.

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