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A football quarterback, soccer wing forward, baseball designated hitter, volleyball setter, hockey winger and cricket batsman walk into a bar...

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How many right wingers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I have no idea because every time I ask they all argue about unnecessary change

What's a right winger's favourite word game?

Mad libs.

What do you say when you see a Chelsea winger strangling someone?

Choking Hazard

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I don't get what this whole NFL anthem controversy is about...

I thought the right-wingers *WANTED* to see black people on their knees.

What do you call a fender bender that involves two airplanes?

A winger dinger.

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