Does anyone know any good gags?

Said Kim's robber.

Mythology gags, anyone?

What can kill you with a glance and goes "Hittthhh"?

The Basilisp.

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Deep throating porn is funny.

There are so many gags.

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One fine saturday morning, the husband wakes up early and goes outside to tend to the animals on the farm.

When he returns, he grabs his gun, wakes his wife up, and declares "Woman: We're goin' hunting."

Stirred awake by his words, she replies "Awww husband, I don't want to go hunting."

"Woman, you know the rules. If you don't do what I want to do on a saturday morning, you've got to suck m...

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[NSFW]: A woman walks into a bar ...

A woman walks into a bar and appears to be depressed. Alone, she begins drinking heavily. A man walks into the bar soon after with the same expression on his face and sits a few stools down from her while also beginning to drink heavily. Eventually, the woman slides down and asks him what's wrong....

What does a puking marathoner have in common with a joke about karma and cake?

They are both running gags.

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I’ve decided to stop giving blowjobs during marathons.

I’m just not a fan of running gags.

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