Homing Pigeon Jokes

Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.

... if it didnt come back it was never a homing pigeon

... for the 23rd time.

How do I know he's the best? I've sold him 87 times this week.

Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month.

1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.



4. Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

5. I ... read more

I think they're fascinating creatures, robust, hardy birds that thrive the world over yet can live on just breadcrumbs and worms.

It was 'pigeon this' and 'pigeon that' as a child, my mom used to joke that I'd BE a pigeon if I could.

It was a bit of a struggle maintaining relationsh... read more

So far I have sold some homing pigeons 25 times this week already.

"I tell you what makes my blood boil..... Crematoriums." "People with guns who say give me your money... you gotta hand it to them." "So I went to my local department store and said I cant decide whether to buy this bed or not. He said do you want to sleep on it? I said of course I do." "I refuse... read more