A bloke took a couple of stuffed Jack Russell terriers into an antique dealer for appraisal. "What would you expect them to fetch if they were in good condition?", the dealer asked him.

"I don't know... Sticks?"

I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.

If you're interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier?

A hot-diggity-dog!

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The American Kennel Club has recognized new dog breeds.

* Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. Great for Christmas.
* Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. Smells like fresh mountain dog.
* Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador. Won't stop barking.
* Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true til the end.
* Terrier...

I once tried to Frankenstein a small dog with a cow

It was a terrier bull idea.

If dogs had the ability to speak to humans

We still would have no idea what Scottish Terriers would be trying to tell us.

Free to Good Home:

Small terrier, cute and cuddly but barks constantly. If interested, I'll hop the neighbor's fence and get him for you.

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A man wakes up to his wife screaming about a gorilla in the garden.

Wiping the sleep from his eyes, he staggers to the window just in time to see a huge silverback climb up into a gnarled old oak tree at the bottom of his garden. A little perplexed, he calls the RSPCA and gets put through to the Gorilla Dept.. Turns out this is a common enough occurrence, and before...

What has four legs and one arm?

A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground

Collection of dog Jokes

what do you call batman's dog? a Bat Terrier

What do you call sleeping puppies? Hush Puppies

what do you call a magic dog? A; a labra-cadabra-brador

what do you call count draculas dog? a blood hound

why is it called a litter of puppies? because theyll trash the place
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2 Iraqi men in the UK

2 iraqi men enter the UK as valid citizens they make a pact together..
Iraqi 1: In ten years we will meet back here and we will see who is the most british!

Iraqi 2: ok we shal do just that!

Ten years pass and the guys meet up.

Iraqi 1: Well i think i am the most british! i ...

A Texan Is Walking Around Rural Ireland With A Very Aggressive & Dangerous Looking Pit Bull On A Leash.

He passes a ramshackle farm with an old man standing outside of it leaning on the gatepost & smoking a pipe who is looking very curiously at the pit bull.

Farmer:- "Bejaysus, what kind of dog is that??....NEVER seen one like it before!!"

Texan:- "Well sir, this here is what you cal...

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