Homer Simpson Jokes - 14 Hilarious Homer Simpson Jokes

what's Homer Simpsons favorite kind of bread?

Sour doh!

What does Homer Simpson do all day as he recovers from monkeypox?

He watches "The Itchy and Scratchy Show".

What martial art does Homer Simpson practice?

Jeet Kune D’oh!

Who is Homer Simpson's favorite soccer player?

Ronal-D'oh!

What is Homer Simpson's favorite part of a pizza?

The D'oh!

This one occurred to me while I was making pizza today. Yeah, clearly I'm 6...

Albert Einstein and Homer Simpson had a bet.

Albert Einstein says “If I can’t answer your question, i’ll give you a million dollars. If you can’t answer my question, you have to give me five dollars.”

Homer says “ok”

Albert Einstein says “I’ll start: What is the capital of France?”

Homer says “lol idk”

Homer gives E...

In which Australian city does Homer Simpson fling his son around?

Throwbart

What game does Homer Simpson always lose?

Tic Tac Doh!

Homer Simpson takes his yellow, spiky-haired son to a bar. The bartender pulls up a shotgun and aims it at the boy.

I regret saying this, but the bartender lives up to his name.

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What do you call Homer Simpson accidently banging his head at the end of a wank?

A Doh! - nut

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son?

he realized he was a Bartender

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I absolutely love and admire the unintellignt, overweight, yellowish-orange skinned man with the bad combover covering his baldness who has had his finger on the nuclear button all these years...

Wait... I was talking about Homer Simpson, who did you think I meant?

Things need to know about me

A. Bad at grammar

B. Bad at titles

C. Grammar

D. Repetitive

H. Don't know the alphabet

5. Inconsistent

7. Don't know number line

12. Repetitive

237. Too ambitious

(239) Inconsistent

(6) Childish

(7) Easily distracted
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