Why did the paint job in the Autobots home base look so nice?
Because Optimus Primed!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base
(Sorry a bit dark)
The guardsman, the commissar, and the orks.
Preface: In case you are not familiar with the Warhammer universe, if enough orks believe something, reality will warp to make it so. And no... I am not the author of the joke... Do get over it please.
Once upon a time, there was a fierce battle raging in the jungle between the Imperi...
more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?
The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could...