I was going to finalize my research as to why vaccines are bad today
But all of the research sites are down.
Doctor: "Sorry, sir, we have no more vaccines for American citizens, we gave them all to illegal immigrants."
Patient: "They took our jabs!"
How to make Americans take vaccines
Tell them immigrants are coming to America to take all their vaccines.
Tennis ace Novak Djokovic has refused to take the Coronavirus vaccines
He's now known as Novax Djokovic
After dying the anti-vaxxer meets God. "God, please tell me who is behind the conspiracy to give people autism with vaccines?"
"Nobody," says God. "There is no conspiracy, and vaccines do no cause autism."
"THEY GOT TO YOU TOO?! HOW FAR UP DOES THIS GO?!"
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What’s the difference between Jesus and vaccines?
One has the ability to prevent disease, slow down and eventually stop a global pandemic, and has saved countless millions of lives.
The other is a giant hoax, made up by evil shit bags to control the global population.
People said I was crazy for getting mixed vaccines
But I like to think of myself as a Modern-izer
No one ever listens to me about vaccines.
I have heard immunity.
I saw a lady protesting at the capital grounds with a sign that read " vaccines contain aborted fetus' "
I couldn't believe it, how can she be protesting something like that I thought.
I marched right up to her and said "you think that's bad? Johnson and Johnson makes organic baby oil"
The real truth about vaccines
I got vaccinated as a kid. As a result, I'm now starting to gray and bald. My balding got so bad I had to shave my head. I've also gained weight. Because of vaccines I have started aging instead of dying as a baby.
My Wife wore a "Vaccines cause autism" shirt
She was insulted, punched and spit on
Not to imagine what would have happened if she left the house!
What contains the letters a,u, t, and s and is caused by vaccines?
Vaccines are a gateway drug.
To concerts and air travel.
The good news is that they've started shipping the COVID vaccines.
The bad news is that they are shipping them on the 737 MAX.
TIL that children that don't get vaccines are actually less likely to be autistic
Cause they're more likely to be dead.
I found out how vaccines cause autism,
Vaccinated kids live long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
God will protect me from COVID-19.
A good Christian man walked into Walmart and was offered a mask by the store greeter. The man politely declined saying God would protect him from Covid. Later the man went to his doctor for a routine check up. The doctor told him everything is fine and they also have all three different types of the...
A New Scientific Study on Vaccines
A new scientific study came out recently proving a correlation between vaccines and adults with autism. The reason given to this correlation was the children without vaccines died before becoming adults
Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash.
Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!