I was going to finalize my research as to why vaccines are bad today
But all of the research sites are down.
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How to make Americans take vaccines
Tell them immigrants are coming to America to take all their vaccines.
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Why isn't Holy Water used in vaccines ?
Because, you can't take the Lords name in vein.
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The vaccine conspiracy
Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:
"Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?"
"No, autism is a co...
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TIL that children that don't get vaccines are actually less likely to be autistic
Cause they're more likely to be dead.
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My Wife wore a "Vaccines cause autism" shirt
She was insulted, punched and spit on
Not to imagine what would have happened if she left the house!
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After dying the anti-vaxxer meets God. "God, please tell me who is behind the conspiracy to give people autism with vaccines?"
"Nobody," says God. "There is no conspiracy, and vaccines do no cause autism."
"THEY GOT TO YOU TOO?! HOW FAR UP DOES THIS GO?!"
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What contains the letters a,u, t, and s and is caused by vaccines?
adults
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Doctor: "Sorry, sir, we have no more vaccines for American citizens, we gave them all to illegal immigrants."
Patient: "They took our jabs!"
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Two Conspiracy Theorists Die...
...as they stand before God waiting to be judged, God tells them that they each may ask him one question they have always wanted to be answered and he would answer it.
One of the conspiracy theorists steps forward and asks “who was REALLY behind 9/11?”
Before God can answer, the seco...
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I found out how vaccines cause autism,
Vaccinated kids live long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
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What’s the difference between Jesus and vaccines?
One has the ability to prevent disease, slow down and eventually stop a global pandemic, and has saved countless millions of lives.
The other is a giant hoax, made up by evil shit bags to control the global population.
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A lady dies and goes to heaven and is standing in front of God...
" there is one thing I've always wanted to know"
"Ok, ask away," God said.
" Do vaccines cause autism?" she asked
" The truth is no, vaccines have nothing to do with autism", admitted god.
The women shakes her head and says " They got to you too, this thing really goes hi...
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Tennis ace Novak Djokovic has refused to take the Coronavirus vaccines
He's now known as Novax Djokovic
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Vaccines
Did you hear about Fred? He passed away.
Really? That's so sad. What happened?
He got vaccinated yesterday and died this morning.
Oh, no. I knew that vaccines were harmful. It killed him!
Actually, he got hit by a car, a Mercedes. So he died from the Benz.
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God will protect me from COVID-19.
A good Christian man walked into Walmart and was offered a mask by the store greeter. The man politely declined saying God would protect him from Covid. Later the man went to his doctor for a routine check up. The doctor told him everything is fine and they also have all three different types of the...
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The real truth about vaccines
I got vaccinated as a kid. As a result, I'm now starting to gray and bald. My balding got so bad I had to shave my head. I've also gained weight. Because of vaccines I have started aging instead of dying as a baby.
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Vaccines are a gateway drug.
To concerts and air travel.
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People said I was crazy for getting mixed vaccines
But I like to think of myself as a Modern-izer
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No one ever listens to me about vaccines.
I have heard immunity.
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A New Scientific Study on Vaccines
A new scientific study came out recently proving a correlation between vaccines and adults with autism. The reason given to this correlation was the children without vaccines died before becoming adults
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Vaccines are terrible...
Because you have to pay child support!
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Vaccines are like jokes
Not everyone gets them, but the smart ones do.
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A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office
Because the son has been doing very poorly in his classes.
The mother says to the doctor "I think my son has become stupid."
The doctor says in reply "How do you suppose that would happen?"
"I'm sure it had something to do with those vaccines he got last year." said the mom. ...
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Vaccines
They seem to be literally foolproof
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An antivaxer has a heart attack. He's rushed to ER, but during the emergency surgery, his heart stops, rendering him clinically dead.
Before he knows it, he's face to face with none other than God himself, Author of the Universe, Maker of All. God smiles beatifically and says, “Don't worry. The doctors working on you are good; you'll be back in no time. But as long as you're here, do you have any questions you'd like to ask?” <...
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The good news is that they've started shipping the COVID vaccines.
The bad news is that they are shipping them on the 737 MAX.
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[OC] What is the one thing anti-vaxxers hate more than vaccines?
Giving their child a long, healthy life
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For anybody who doesn't believe vaccines cause autism...
My Douglas was vaccinated and is now nearly five years old. He has still not learned to speak a single word, cannot dress himself and is not even able to use the toilet.
Don't let vaccines ruin your dog's life too.
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Vaccines
People that don't vaccinate their kids make me sick...
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Covid Vaccine?
Just been up town and there’s a bloke near Oxford Circus with a suitcase selling COVID 19 vaccines. £2 each or three for a Pfizer.
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Do you know why quality food is like vaccines?
Not everybody wants it and those who want it dont get it.
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What's the difference between anti-vaxxers and vaccines?
Needles actually have a point.
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Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash.
Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!
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I saw a lady protesting at the capital grounds with a sign that read " vaccines contain aborted fetus' "
I couldn't believe it, how can she be protesting something like that I thought.
I marched right up to her and said "you think that's bad? Johnson and Johnson makes organic baby oil"
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My girlfriend is getting the covid vaccine
She was worried about bill gates tracking us. I said don't worry, he's been watching us for years anyway through the windows.
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Today I discovered a shocking side effect of vaccines.
Adults
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