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Endemic Jokes

A panda walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Would you like anything to drink?"

The panda replies, "No thanks, I'm only here to eat."

"So what would you like to eat?"

"I'll just take the fries."

The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, "Now, will your payment be cash or card...

So, another Downing Street lockdown not-party in England

It looks like we might be moving from the Pandemic to Endemic phase of Downing Street excuses and apologies, and will just have to learn to live with them on a daily basis.

America has defeated the pandemic.

By making it an endemic.

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