Which heavenly body is Gods “all-time” favorite?

Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.

I'm dating an astronomer and she's a total nerd,

but with a heavenly body.

Yo mama so fat and ugly,

She may be a planet, but she ain't no heavenly body.

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So a Suicide Bomber blows himself up and ends up in Heaven ...

... it's beautiful, but then he notices his new heavenly body has boobs! He thinks this is great, and starts grabbing them and playing with them. He's down right giddy. What a great surprise! Then he remembers he was promised other things, too. He sees God and asks "Hey, if this is heaven, where ar...

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