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Heavenly Body Jokes

Which heavenly body is Gods “all-time” favorite?

Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.

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The tourist and the French girl

An American tourist visited a 5-star hotel in Paris.
As he sat at the bar, enjoying his drink, a red hot French girl in a red dress, came to him and said something in French, which he wasn't able to understand.
Unable to get over her heavenly body mixed with the heady aroma of her French perfu...

Yo mama so fat and ugly,

She may be a planet, but she ain't no heavenly body.

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