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If I had to choose my favourite type of star, it has to be a white dwarf.

Peter Dinklage is by far #1 in that list.

Baby you are like a white dwarf star....

Extremely hot but not very bright

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

Hey girl, are you a white dwarf?

Because you're one of the hottest bodies in the observable universe. (It's only natural for a star)

My astronomy professor told me it was possible for a white dwarf to turn into a red giant

I then told him to pull his pants back up.

Tyrion Lannister was unusually smart

Usually, white dwarfs are very dense.

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