"Noun; the force that attracts objects towards the center of a celestial body."

"Very nice, Elphaba, but I said '_defy_ gravity'"

A planet is a celestial body that is in orbit around a star, has sufficient gravity to make itself round and has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

That’s why Pluto isn't a planet but your mum is.

The Olympic committee wanted to name a celestial body after Oscar Pistorius.

But they were denied since he is already a shooting star.

Got in trouble with wife last night....

I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova.
She said "Because I am so hot?"
I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."

What do u call a dead body in space?

A celestial body.

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A scientist was looking out of his observatory through a telescope

Suddenly he found a new celestial body which seemed to be like a new planet.

Scientist (to others): Yo! I think I found a new planet.

Others go and see through the telescope.

They came back laughing among each other

Scientist: So, it's true right? What shall we name it....

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