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Cyanide And Happiness Jokes

So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine...

Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some?

Friend: Sorry, I'm Jewish.

Me: No, it's free!

*from a comic by Cyanide and Happiness*

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So a horse comes into a bar...

wait crap, I meant a guy... So this horse cums in to a guy

(credit to cyanide and happiness)

Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die?

Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground

(Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics)

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