I was bored and hit my Nokia with a hammer, it broke, obviously.
So, I took it to Best Buy to get it fixed, and the woman at the counter said they can't fix hammers.
Three men approach the gates of heaven
Three men approach the gate of heaven and meet Saint Peter who tells them that heaven is getting full and only those with the most awful deaths will be allowed in that day. The first man steps up and says picture this...My boss let me go home early so I rushed home to my 22nd apartment floor buil...
Two guys are in a meeting at work
The first guy says "Hey I think we should stop testing our products on animals."
The second guy tells him "look, I know it sucks but animal testing is an unfortunate necessity in saving human lives - look at the pharmaceutical industry.
The first guy goes "yeah, but we ...
So a boss walks into his business meeting
He sits at the head of the table and says “We need to stop testing our products on animals”
One of his employees exclaim “Why?! Makeup brands do it all the time!”
He turns to her and says “Susan? We make hammers, what do you not understand!”
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An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.
He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in...