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Claw Hammer Jokes

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This little guy is sitting in a bar, drinking and minding his own business.When all of a sudden a great big guy comes in and bang! knocks him clean off the barstool and onto the floor.The big guy says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.” The little guy gets up, brushes himself off and leaves the pr...

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A group of mates leave a bar to go back to one of their houses for a few more drinks

When they get there one of them asks the host, "what's that massive brass gong on the table there?"

The host replies "it's my talking clock"

The mate says, "how does that work?"

The host grabs a claw hammer and smacks it and a voice from next door says, "for fuck sake its tw...

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