Groundhog Day Jokes - 12 Hilarious Groundhog Day Jokes

Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago....

It feels like yesterday.

Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes?

Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over

I now know why Groundhog Day is important.

It's literally an emerge and see.

I was thinking of making a Groundhog Day style movie with Keanu Reeves as a teenager

Working title is john constant teen

It's Groundhog Day!

Celebrate by reposting your favorite joke!

Just like every other day!

I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day? (The actual day, not the film)

If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine.

I just watched groundhog day for the first time but I don't know how I feel about it.

The story felt very repetitive

Groundhog Day is a classic.

It sure has great replay value.

The bartender says: "Not you again"

Weatherman Phil Connors walks into the bar.

Happy Groundhog Day everyone!

Confused husband

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.

At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long s...

Groundhogs

Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day. You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen.

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