During lockdown I discovered that there are only 3 shops I need: Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.
My life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
I really do wish Marvel would re-release The Avengers with Clark Gregg and Samuel L. Jackson swapping roles...
Black Coulson, wontcha come...
I found my first grey pube today...
Usually I wouldn't mind, but it was in my greggs pasty.
I’ve just been out to the shop to buy 25 sandwiches for all my colleagues in the office
I kept them all in separate bags though - didn’t want to put all my Greggs in the same basket
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A rich business man goes fishing....
... he has all the newest gear, brand new top quality rods, beautifully handcrafted lures and he sits at the side of the river enjoying his peace. Sadly though after a few hours he still has not caught a single fish. Just as he ponders to retire for the day another man approaches the river not very ...
Two old guys talking.
Guy 1: As I get older all I need is, Spec-savers, Boots, and Greggs..
Guy 2: Yep, life is all Specs, and Drugs and Sausage rolls!!!
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