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Greggs Jokes

During lockdown I discovered that there are only 3 shops I need: Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.

My life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls.

Someone bumped into me at greggs and knocked my pies and sausage rolls all over the floor

Just goes to show you shouldn't put all your greggs in one basket

Why is is so hard for women to find career advancement opportunities at Greggs?

The Pastry-archy

Two old guys talking.

Guy 1: As I get older all I need is, Spec-savers, Boots, and Greggs..


Guy 2: Yep, life is all Specs, and Drugs and Sausage rolls!!!

I’ve just been out to the shop to buy 25 sandwiches for all my colleagues in the office

I kept them all in separate bags though - didn’t want to put all my Greggs in the same basket

I found my first grey pube today...

Usually I wouldn't mind, but it was in my greggs pasty.

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