Actor Hugh Laurie was so fond of the works of Samuel Beckett that he once devoured an entire anthology of his poetry.
Hugh felt that he deserved to be a poet Laurie ate.
Hugh Laurie was confronted by a police officer at his door.
It was a House arrest.
"How do you wake up in the morning?"
"In the morning? Yes I used to use one of those automatic things that makes you a cup of tea, and does this horrible screeching noise in your ear.
But then I divorced her and bought a Teasmade."
-A Bit of Fry and Laurie Vox Pop Series 4
Two friends are talking in a bar...
Their names are Fred and Michael. They've known each other for a while, 15 years roughly. So they feel pretty comfortable with each other talking about more...sensitive topics. On this occasion, Fred decided to ask Michael about his son as it was something that had been nagging him for a while but h...
Walked into a shop the other day.... got 14 stitches
I'm not that good at english so I'm wondering if there's anyone who could explain this joke to me. Couldn't find any explanation even when googleing. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLjxEpKZyvI it's the first clip where Hugh Laurie tells this joke.)
I was born Mary Patterson...
but then I married and, naturally, I took my husbands name. So now I'm Neil Patterson.
From "A Bit of Fry and Laurie"