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Graveyards Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are graveyards noisy?

Because of all of the coffin!

Graveyards are great places to get laid

Especially if you have a shovel and a “can do” attitude!

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Three guys getting drunk in a graveyard

So three guy were drinking in a graveyard when a demon came to them and said “how dare you invade my domain and disturb me in this hour!” One of the guys said “we’re so sorry it’s just that bars are getting expensive and it’s quiet in here away from our wives and kids”
The demon felt sorry for th...

The city officials haven't decide whether or not to tear down the graveyard

So for now...remains to be seen

My grandma asked me if I would visit her after she gets out of the hospital...

I told her no...I don't like going to graveyards.

Little girl at the hospital: "Nurse, you've been so kind and sweet to me. Would you please come and visit me when I get out of the hospital?"

Nurse: "Nah, graveyards give me the creeps"

A sick kid in the hospital

Kid : will you visit me when I get out

Doctor : don’t be stupid, I hate graveyards

Which unit do the undead use to measure distances?

Graveyards.

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