Why was Santa forced to shut his grotto?

He was being investigated by the Elf and Safety Executive.


Only 341 days 'til Christmas!

I took my son to see Father Christmas

I took my son to see Father Christmas in his grotto yesterday and he stank of booze and cigarettes.

I dread to think what Father Christmas thought of him!!

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