Cemeteries Jokes - 10 Hilarious Cemeteries Jokes

This girl ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?"

I said "Oh yeah of course. Don't worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive too."

I don't understand how cemeteries can raise their prices

and blame the cost of living

Fences around cemeteries

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in!

Cemeteries

People are just dying to get into them.
If you find yourself in one you might be in a grave situation.

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names in cemeteries ....

I cut grass in high school at a large cemetery (larger than Arlington actually) ... best name in the cemetery Mini Dick

Why do they have fences around cemeteries?

Because everyone is dying to get in.

In memory of my Uncle David RIP. He would always tell this joke

I used to work tunneling through cemeteries.

It was dead boring.

Cemeteries are great places to practice social distancing.

Everyone is always six feet away from you.

Dr. Frankenstein finally became popular enough in his own right to gain unlimited access to cemeteries and morgues for his creations.

I guess to the Victor goes the spoils.

My father made this joke and now that I’m older I appreciate it more:

Driving by cemeteries he’d ask “how many dead people do you think are in there?”

I’d guess: “maybe a hundred” or whatever

He’d say: “*All* of them”

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