I was building an impenetrable fortress and as I laid the last brick I thought to myself,
"oh shit, how am I supposed to get inside"
What's the difference between an artist's folder and a diseased fortress?
One's a portfolio, the other is Fort Polio.
An old Team Fortress 2 joke. Probably applicable to a few other team shooters, too.
The Heavy Weapons Guy woke up one morning to a bit of distress. His stomach was tied up in knots, forcing him into the bathroom for much of the day. After a few hours of this painful nonsense, he sought out the Medic for some professional advice.
"Ah," the Medic exclaimed in his exaggerated...
In Medieval Europe, there once was a triangular lake.
This triangular lake was quite large; so large, in fact, that three separate kingdoms were built on each side of this lake. These kingdoms were very different one from another. The first kingdom was the richest - smooth stone walls built like a fortress, lavish houses for all, and a generous king...
My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk
not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress
Joke from a 1920s Australian Newspaper
Uncle to nephew playing a game of War with a companion: "If you take the fortress within a quarter of an hour, I'll give you a sixpence."
Youngster (a minute later): "Uncle, sixpence please, the fortress is taken."
Uncle: "How did you manage it so quickly?"
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Today my girlfriend told me I was being childish...
... I told the bitch to get the fuck out my couch fortress.