My pastor asked me to name the four Gospels, but I could only remember Matthew, Luke, and John.
I missed the Mark.
Jesus and Moses
Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach recalling old times. Jesus said, "Moses, do you remember the time you spoke to the burning bush?" Moses replied, "Of course! That was when God spoke to me and it turned my life around. That's where I learned my life's mission to free God's people from Pha...
If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called "The Five Gospels, Les Paul."
A man decides he's going to travel the world and preach the word of God...
In his travels he comes across a tribe. The chief can speak English and so they take him in, give him food, water and shelter and in the morning he asks that they gather to hear what he has to say.
"So", says the man "let me tell you the story of Jesus Christ." And he tells the story of Jesus...
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House for rent
A man puts an ad in the newspaper: "House for rent: christians only"
Next day, someone came. The bad looking owner shows at the door and grumble:
What do you want?
Well, I saw the ad, I want to rent this house.
Ugh, fine, fine, and what is your name?