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Ism Jokes

My wife asked me "Is it pronounced Nile-ism or Neal-ism?"

I don't think they care

What's the correct way to pronounce nihilism?

Doesn't matter.

What do you call when Stalin has multiple roommates?

Commune-ism

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Is it too late for Mother's Day

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRA...

This mad cow thought he was a wolf, wanted some steak, and started chewing on his old friends

It was cow-nibble-ism

What do you call discrimination against erasers?

Erase-ism

A restaurant owner wouldn't serve Mel Brooks, Whoopi Goldberg, or Andrew Lloyd Webber.

I never expected to see such EGOT-ism in this day and age.

What's it called when a cannon ball eats another cannon ball?

Cannonball-ism.

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