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Ism Jokes

My wife asked me "Is it pronounced Nile-ism or Neal-ism?"

I don't think they care

I told my Democat friend that I think all fishes look the same. Then he started yelling at me...

He's involved in an anti-fishism movement.

What's the correct way to pronounce nihilism?

Doesn't matter.

What do you call when Stalin has multiple roommates?

Commune-ism

This mad cow thought he was a wolf, wanted some steak, and started chewing on his old friends

It was cow-nibble-ism

What do you call discrimination against erasers?

Erase-ism

A restaurant owner wouldn't serve Mel Brooks, Whoopi Goldberg, or Andrew Lloyd Webber.

I never expected to see such EGOT-ism in this day and age.

What's it called when a cannon ball eats another cannon ball?

Cannonball-ism.

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Is it too late for Mother's Day

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRA...

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