I found out why it’s a bad idea to share secrets on a farm..
The corn has ears,
The potatoes have eyes.
And Ezekiel had a shotgun when found me with his daughter!
What do you call a really good Jewish gamer?
How the Internet started according to the bible.
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she said unto...
So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer...
Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is "inappropriate"