I found out why it’s a bad idea to share secrets on a farm..

The corn has ears,

The potatoes have eyes.

And Ezekiel had a shotgun when found me with his daughter!

What do you call a really good Jewish gamer?

Ezekiel

How the Internet started according to the bible.

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto...

So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer...

Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is "inappropriate"

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