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Gelato Jokes

Why did the American prepare peach gelato?

To demonstrate her right to freeze peach!

Went to get some ice cream from our local gelato vending machine and had to find it powered off since someone broke into it.

This is why we can't have ice things.

Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine

She's a sore bae now.

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

On a sparkling summer day,

A penguin is driving his convertible along a coastal road. Accelerating through a bend, he hears a “thump” from the engine bay.

It’s not so far to the next town, so he slows down and limps the car to the local mechanic’s workshop.

“I’m a bit busy right now, mate”, says the mechanic. “C...

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I entered ten puns into a pun contest

I was hoping at least one would win, and in fact seven did. The prize was that they would be published in the local paper.

A week after they were published, I was contacted by a huge publisher that said they liked my puns so much that they offered to pay me an advance to write a book of puns!...

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A man goes to his barber to get a haircut.

As the barber is cutting his hair they start to chat a bit.

The man says “It’s me and my wives anniversary soon. We’re planning a trip to Rome as we've always wanted to go to Italy and really experience some authentic Italian food!”

“Ahh, don’t bother” says the barber. “The whole city ...

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