I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.
But it turned out it was just a chive talking.
I was woken last night to what I thought was the onions in my fridge singing a Bee Gees song...
But when I went to look it was just the chives talking.
Who knew what blondes know?
It was a typical night of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire:
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend.”
“The next question will give you the top prize of $1 million dollars, if you get it right. But if you get it wrong, you will dr...
Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs.
You could tell by the way they used their wok.
What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees?
What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?
The ugly baby
A woman is getting on the bus with her baby in her arms. She's fumbling through her purse looking for the fare when the bus driver looks across and says "Gees lady, that's The Ugliest baby I have ever seen!" She throws the fare at him and stumbles to the back of the bus in a huff. "What happe...
Which band had a hit single with “Jive Talkin’”?
I have an extremely rare phobia of Michael Jackson joining the group that sang "Stayin' Alive."
It gives me the Hee-Hee Bee Gees.
Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad
"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"... "Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".
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A catholic priest is praying
“...I pray you Saint Anne...”
Suddenly the devil appears: “Oh, it’s you again. For Pete’s sake stop calling me if you don’t mean it and at least pronounce my name right.”
The priest shouts: ”Go away satan.”
St. Anne appears: ”You want me to leave you? Gees, at least you could pr...
[Long] Three nuns die and...
are at the pearly gates. St Peter looks at them and says "You have been extremely devout Christians, but I need to ask 1 question from each of you before you can cross the pearly gates into heaven."
The first nun steps forward and Peter asks "Name the first man created by God." "Adam" says t...
Barry Gibb has revealed that he was nearly molested as a child…
…but the would-be abuser gave him the HeebieBeeGees…