Bee Gees songs are useful for first aid. Do chest compressions to the rhythm of Staying Alive.
If the CPR fails, it’s time to sing For Whom The Bell Tolls.
I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.
But it turned out it was just a chive talking.
Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs.
You could tell by the way they used their wok.
A man opened his fridge and swore he heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song.
After closer inspection, he realized it was just chives talking.
What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?
KGBGs
Which band had a hit single with “Jive Talkin’”?
A) Gees
B) Gees
C) Gees
D) Gees
I have an extremely rare phobia of Michael Jackson joining the group that sang "Stayin' Alive."
It gives me the Hee-Hee Bee Gees.
Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad
"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"... "Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".
The ugly baby
A woman is getting on the bus with her baby in her arms. She's fumbling through her purse looking for the fare when the bus driver looks across and says "Gees lady, that's The Ugliest baby I have ever seen!" She throws the fare at him and stumbles to the back of the bus in a huff. "What happe...
Barry Gibb has revealed that he was nearly molested as a child…
…but the would-be abuser gave him the HeebieBeeGees…
Who knew what blondes know?
It was a typical night of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire:
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend.”
“The next question will give you the top prize of $1 million dollars, if you get it right. But if you get it wrong, you will dr...
Ever wonder why when geese fly in a "V" one side is longer than the other?
Its because one side has more geese.
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A young farmer was out, selling his rooster at the marketplace.
Another farmer get close to him, interested in the creature
-That's one beautifully colored rooster you have there
-Thank you, he is indeed good looking
-But does he do his job, you know, with the hens? asks again the other farmer
-Of course he does. All day long, he fuck...
[Long] Three nuns die and...
are at the pearly gates. St Peter looks at them and says "You have been extremely devout Christians, but I need to ask 1 question from each of you before you can cross the pearly gates into heaven."
The first nun steps forward and Peter asks "Name the first man created by God." "Adam" says t...
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