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Bee Gees Jokes

2 out of 3 Bee gees recommend

Staying alive.

I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.

But it turned out it was just a chive talking.

Bee Gees songs are useful for first aid. Do chest compressions to the rhythm of Staying Alive.

If the CPR fails, it’s time to sing For Whom The Bell Tolls.

Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs.

You could tell by the way they used their wok.

A man opened his fridge and swore he heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song.

After closer inspection, he realized it was just chives talking.

I have an extremely rare phobia of Michael Jackson joining the group that sang "Stayin' Alive."

It gives me the Hee-Hee Bee Gees.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad

"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"...
"Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".

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