I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.

But it turned out it was just a chive talking.

I was woken last night to what I thought was the onions in my fridge singing a Bee Gees song...

But when I went to look it was just the chives talking.

Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs.

You could tell by the way they used their wok.

What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees?

Staying Alive

I have an extremely rare phobia of Michael Jackson joining the group that sang "Stayin' Alive."

It gives me the Hee-Hee Bee Gees.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad

"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"...
"Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".

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