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2 out of 3 Bee gees recommend

Staying alive.

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I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.

But it turned out it was just a chive talking.

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Bee Gees songs are useful for first aid. Do chest compressions to the rhythm of Staying Alive.

If the CPR fails, it’s time to sing For Whom The Bell Tolls.

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Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs.

You could tell by the way they used their wok.

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A man opened his fridge and swore he heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song.

After closer inspection, he realized it was just chives talking.

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I have an extremely rare phobia of Michael Jackson joining the group that sang "Stayin' Alive."

It gives me the Hee-Hee Bee Gees.

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad

"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"...
"Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".

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