The Feds have just raided a tennis club used as a front for a large Mafia organisation.
No doubt they'll be charged with racquet-eering.
How do you fix a deaf car?
With an engin*eer.*
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A raccoon walks into a bar
”One beer, please” the raccoon orders. The bartender is an old stuttering gentleman:
“O-o-ne b-b-eer co-co-ming up pa-pa-nda...”
The raccoon is very annoyed: “Let me just correct that for you right away, I’m actually a raccoon, I am not a panda”
“Y-y-es. O-o-ne be-e-er co-co-mi...
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