The king

Once there was a great tribal king. Fearlessly, he led his troops into battle. He settled disputes fairly, and ruled with grace and compassion. And he lived a humble life. No palaces for this king; he lived in a straw hut just like the rest of his subjects, and shared out the tribes resources so tha...

A hairless cat walks into a bar

He hops onto a seat and orders a drink. The bartender is surprised to see the cat is wearing an elegant mink coat, and further, that it is made to fit the size and shape of a cat.

The bartender says “That’s a mighty fine coat you’re wearing. I’ve never heard of coats made for cats, did you d...

During the last war..

..a large number of American soldiers were billeted in Brisbane and were very free spenders.

One day a girl entered a furrier’s and asked to see the best fur coat in the shop and paid five hundred pounds for it in ten pound notes.

The shop assistant was aghast and said, “You must be ...

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