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Furries Jokes

What does Pizza Hut and furries have in common?

They both have knots.

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I dont get why people hate on furries

At the end of the day they're just fucking mascots.

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The Turks invented sex

and then the Greeks improved it by removing the sheep and adding lubrication.

The Romans perfected it by discovering that you could have it with women too, then the French ruined it by adding misogynistic condescension, and the British made it worse by adding shame; after that, the Americ...

What causes certain people to become furries ?

Furomones

Why are so many furries neon?

If they dressed like regular animals, they’d be mistaken for school mascots

My friend and I got into a conversation about Furries.

In the end we ended up deep in a rabbit hole.

Technically, killing furries isn't manslaughter

It's poaching.

Why are there so many furries in America?

Because they have the right to have bear arms

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NSFW Why do furries have so many kids?

Because they fuck like rabbits

What do furries and weeaboos have in common?

They both like dragon balls.

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What’s a furries favourite drink?

A cocktail

What’s the deal with Furries? Haters think there’s nothing wrong with drawing cats.

But oh, when the cat becomes a femboy it’s suddenly a problem.

Where is a Furries favorite place to get an oil change?

Yiffy Lube.

What appliance is favored by Furries?

The Furnace

Why don't furries shake hands?

It's a faux paw.

Furries are like Bane,

No one cared who they were until they put on the mask.

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Did you hear about the gang of furries who savagely beat a homeless person?

Fucking animals.

What do furries and scientists have in common?

They both love being inside a lab.

What kind of cars do furries drive?

Furraris.

What’s orange, red and looks good on furries?

Fire.

What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries?

The Uwu-Tang Clan.

What is a furries favorite computer program?

Winrawr

If furries killed themself everytime they were told to...

they would have all used up the 9 lives that came with their fur suit.

Furries really can't be vegans.

They all love hot dogs.

Why are furries not the most popular group of people

Because they like to be the underdog

Why doesn't anyone listen to complaints by Furries?

Because they only have furs twirled problems.

What do you call a shadow government ran by furries?

The uwuminati

You find a large grouping of furries in the wild. What're they called?

A convention.

What is the difference between a furry and a person selling extended auto warranties?

Furries never bothered anyone.

Apparently, married women over sixty are "more likely to become furries".

I think it's an old wive's tale

In this day and age we should really stop damning furries to hell

I'm starting to feel bad for Satan

My mate and I robbed a bank. The cops chasing us were under the illusion that we were dressed as animals.

Every few seconds they kept shouting "Furries!"

If it's true that you are what you eat...

Furries are a lot of things, but at least they aren't vegans.

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