- “My wife is involved in the humanitarian aid. She cooks soup for homeless people in our city.” - “And is she good at it?” - “Oh boy, definitely! Half of the homeless rather found a job already!”
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
More than half of $2.6bn (£1.9bn) in donations made at a special one-day conference to ease the humanitarian crisis in Yemen were pledged by countries that are either fighting in the civil war or selling arms to those undertaking the fighting.
When life gives you Yemen, you give Yemen aid.
On behalf of the international community, as a humanitarian measure, we demand that President Putin be admitted to art school on an emergency basis.
Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England
French Fries Were Not Invented In France.
We Sometimes Take English For Granted
But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:
Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly
Boxing Rings Are Square
And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.
If Writers Write, H...
what do you call a liberal humanitarian with a broken toaster
lack toast and tolerant
Daddy daddy, what's a humanitarian?
Well son, you know a vegetarian only eats vegetables, well...
What do you call a mass transit system that also cares deeply about humanitarian work?
TIL the term "cannibal" is offensive.
They prefer to be called "humanitarians."
We should all be thanking Subway for their humanitarian efforts this holiday season...
...as their former spokesperson, Jared, touched many children...
What do you call a health conscious cannibal?
ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English fo...
A cannibal is on trial, and with insurmountable evidence against him he stands and delivers his final argument.
Your honour, I’m not a cannibal, I’m a humanitarian!
A vegetarian meets a bear in the woods. The vegetarian says to the bear: Listen bear, this ain't gonna work, I'm a vegetarian.
The bear thinks for himself: Guess that makes me a humanitarian.
Popular joke in Ukraine
"Driver of a Russian humanitarian aid truck was beaten by Russian soldiers when tried to light a cigarette near cans with beef stew."
People who eat vegetables are called vegetarians.
Remember that before you accept charity from a humanitarian.