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Frostbite Jokes

I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me.

She was lack-toes intolerant.

An Arctic explorer gets frostbite

And looses the toes off both feet whilst on an expedition.

After he returns home he starts having relationship problems with his wife. He can't understand it as they had been happily married for years before his injuries.

She behaves really unreasonably and won't put up with anything t...

A friend of mine recently got a severe frostbite.

I was really worried, but he told me he was cool with it.

After attempting to climb Everest and failing, John has severe frostbite, hypothermia and goes into a coma.

After a lengthy and dangerous mountaintop rescue he's rushed to the nearest hospital, where after several days he finally wakes and is greeted by the Nepalese doctor.

Sir, I have bad news and good news. John, ever the optimist asks for the good news first.

Okay, the good news is the ...

You know what they say about frostbite?

Once it goes black it never comes back!!!!

Why is frostbite so expensive?

‘Cos it will cost you an arm and a leg.

I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite.

I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Read This One In Playboy Decades Ago

You older pervs will have heard this one.

So a young couple were out driving late, and got caught in a snowstorm. Wouldn't you know it? The car stalls while they're out in the middle of nowhere, and has to pull over to the side of the road.

The man pops the hood, exits the car & pr...

The doctor walked out of the hospital room and went to the nurse station.



"Can you tell me why the two patients in room 231 are in the same bed?", he asked.

"Certainly! One has a fever and the other has frostbite and I thought they might cancel each other out." the nurse replied.

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"

What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"

How can you tell a snowman is angry...

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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Classic Rocky and Bullwinkle pun

On a December trip to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, Ferdinand Feghoot was summoned to the local college, Wossamotta U. by Inspector Fenwick, the Chief of Police.

There he was confronted with an appalling scene. Bullwinkle, the town's leading citizen, had been smashed flatter than a kippered her...

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