One cold April morning, a dermatologist sees a young, female patient who says she has a skin problem on her chest. He tells her to lift the shirt and sees an 'H'-shaped rash. The dermatologist had never seen any letter-shaped rashes like this before so her asks her about it.
The woman sheepi...
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What do you call a bunch of lonely rashes?
A SHINGLES MEET UP! Haha !
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A new sunscreen called Sun-Off has been causing skin rashes on people's bellies after application.
It's a real Sun-Off Ab Itch
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Boss: Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
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Bob goes into a public restroom...
...and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.
As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob say...
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My grandfather was a medical photographer who specialized in documenting infectious diseases. It's a miracle he survived well into his 80s...
Over the years, he told me he developed malaria, dengue, tuberculosis and dozens of unknown rashes.
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This blonde goes to the pediatrician...
This blonde goes to the pediatrician because her baby keeps getting diaper rashes. The pediatrician asks, "How often do you change your baby?"
The blonde says, "Once a month."
The doctor yells, "What? Why do you only change him once a month?"
The blonde says, "Well, the box says...
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