One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Froot Loops
but toucan
After some careful consideration during breakfast this morning, I realized that Froot Loops should have been called...
Queerios
TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks
His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle
She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.
She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"
Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"
I work in a grocery store...
One day while taking inventory in the breakfast isle, I asked my coworker
"Could you read me the serial number on the box there?"
He replied "Zero zero zero, zero zero.....zero zero."
"Damnit Mark! Those are Froot Loops!"
There are 4 levels of cheerios in this world.
The levels are, from bottom to top, regular, chocolate, honey nut, and the highest level is the status of Froot Loops. Jim is a regular old cheerio, and is unhappy with his life. So he studies for weeks and weeks, takes the test, and becomes a chocolate cheerio. He parties for a while, makes lots of...
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