Boe Jokes

This one is good, although I’ll probably have to emphasize the ‘mispronouncing words’ part, and instead of blonde, the dummy will be me:

*A blonde is flying in a Boeing for the first time. She starts jumping on her seat shouting "Boeing Boeing Boeing".
The pilot, clearly annoyed by this, w... read more

Some travelers were concerned with the latest plane, with larger windows, but no shades on them; one lady was concerned that the lavatories now had windows, but was worried that someone on the outside would be able to see in. The stewardess told her: 'Madam; if some pervert is hanging onto the side... read more

boeing boeing boeing

Raytheon, General Dynamics, Northrop Grumman, Boeing and Lockheed Martin

When it hits the ground it goes 'boeing'

. "You're here later than usual," the bartender comments. "Problems at work?" "Yes, just as our flight was about to take off we had to turn around and wait at the gate for an hour." "What was the problem?" the bartender asks. "The pilot was bothered by a noise in the engine," she replies. "It took u... read more

everywhere.

At the slightest sign of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all 300 people riding her.

Edit: Well this blew up.

(Thankful for no injuries)

7:47

Most people haven't been inside a '787.

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

Maybe it's just too plain

It was basically all open planes.

Turns out he was a Planeclothes Officer

They literally ground themselves

Now, it won't crash. It'll just go, Boeing Boeing Boeing.

Kid: What kind of flight is this mom?

Mom: Boeing

Kid: I'm boarding a Boeing, Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

Mom: Be silent you idiot

Kid: I'm oarding an oeing, oeing, oeing, oeing

P.S: Based on a true incident

and he is really excited about it. He is sitting inside the plane mid-flight when he finds out the plane's a Boeing. So he starts saying "Boeing.. Boeing.. Boeing.."

After a while when he doesn't stop the passengers start getting irritated, and the hostess comes along and tells the boy "Be Si... read more

Witnesses heard a loud Boeing!

Immigrants

A Boeing F/A-18E/F Super Hornet

Boeing.

Why on earth would you call it "Boeing"?

To me they’re just really boeing.

They enter the thicket but quickly get lost. After walking for many hours, without food at water, they finally spot a native inhabitant of one of the forests tribes. They quickly shout and make wild gestures until he notices them. After they slowly approach him, one of the explorers asks: “You nativ... read more

Boeing!

That's a "Boeing".

Mine’s the Boeing 737 Max 8

It was plain Boeing.

9/11 jokes are just plane boeing.

Boeing

Boeing

A Boeing constructor.

A boeing constrictor

It was really Boeing

So a 5 year old boy is walking around in the air and space museum, but he doesn't seem to be having a good time. Naturally, his mom asks him what's bothering him, and he responds: "Mom, it's just too boeing."

As she enters the plane, she begins jumping up and down, all the way to her seat.

The flight attendant notices this, concerned for the blondes mental state, notifies the captain of her actions.

The captain walks down to the blonde, who’s now bouncing in her seat. He asks the blonde “w... read more