What's better than stretching your ear lobe to 3 inches?
The Lobe Ranger and Tonto are riding in the desert
When they come to a high hill they can see that they are surrounded by wild indians on all sides. The Lone Ranger says “This doesn’t look good my friend, they look fierce and out for blood. What should we do?” Tonto reply’s “What do you mean “we” white man?”
You know what's been at the back of my mind lately?
My occipital lobe
An American Indian and his Son are Hunting
"Buffalo come" the father says. "How you do know?" asks the son. The father points towards his lobe and says "Stick to ear".
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