I’m crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad.
Oh well, it’s a labour of glove.
The CIA found evidence that Osama Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet
Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about...
What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater?
G! You knit!
How do you pick up old French ladies?
"Voulez-vous crochet avec moi ce soir?"