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Jacks Jokes

When a deaf girl jacks you off

It's technically oral

There are three lumber jacks.

There is an Italian guy, a Polish guy, and a Chinese guy. The boss puts the Italian guy in charge of cutting down the trees, the Polish guy in charge of carrying the logs and the Chinese guy in charge of supplies. He tells the men he'll be back in a few hours to check on their progress. When he r...

Naked man doing jumping jacks...

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My brother Jacks off to a hot date tonight

Fuck I forgot the apostrophe

What did the police say after they found Jack's drug stash?

We've hit jacks-pot

Two 95 year old men, Jack and Sam, are huge baseball fans.

One day, Jack falls seriously ill, and doesn’t have long to live. Sam visits him in the hospital to say goodbye. Sam asks him a favor before he passes.

“Hey Jack, when you get to heaven, can you see if there is baseball there? If there is, tell me.”

“I can certainly try, for my best fr...

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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