What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?

"Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"

Fun Fact: Halloween falls on Friday the 13th this year

Go ahead dumbass, look it up

You've heard of Friday the 13th...

But what about the next day?
Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear

There's a Friday the 13th this December

A nightmare before Christmas some may say

TIL - as of 2019, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years

This is probably because Halloween is October 31st

You shouldn't be superstitious about Friday the 13th

It brings bad luck.

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It’s Friday the 13th, and St. Peter is having a busy day at the pearly gates...

…and needs to get creative to make sure he can make it through the backlog. So he decides that only people with really shocking deaths can get into Heaven today.

So the first guy in line comes to St. Peter’s desk, and when asked to describe his death, he says “Well I was a successful busines...

The worst thing about Friday the 13th

Is monday the 16th

Dyslexia affects people in different ways

Especially today, on Friday the 13th

BMW

A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue li...

There was a middle aged guy who bought a Mercedes convertible 2000....

He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great", he thought and floored it some more.

He looked in his rear-view mirror and there was a State Patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and ...

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