Teacher, is it true that if you get married on Friday the 13th, you will be unhappy?
Of course. Why should that day be an exception?
What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?
"Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
There's a Friday the 13th this December
A nightmare before Christmas some may say
You've heard of Friday the 13th...
But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear
As of 2021, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years!
Probably because it’s always October 31st. Unless you’re dyslexic I guess.
You shouldn't be superstitious about Friday the 13th
It brings bad luck.
The worst thing about Friday the 13th
Is monday the 16th
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It’s Friday the 13th, and St. Peter is having a busy day at the pearly gates...
…and needs to get creative to make sure he can make it through the backlog. So he decides that only people with really shocking deaths can get into Heaven today.
So the first guy in line comes to St. Peter’s desk, and when asked to describe his death, he says “Well I was a successful busines...
Fun Fact: Halloween falls on Friday the 13th this year
Go ahead dumbass, look it up
A man in his mid forties brought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to see what the engine had.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW", he thought to himself and increased the speed even further.
The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally the reality hit him and he knew he shouldn't run from ...
Dyslexia affects people in different ways
Especially today, on Friday the 13th
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