Superstition Jokes - 12 Hilarious Superstition Jokes

Do you believe in superstition?

I think it's bad luck to believe in superstition.

Good day folks!

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Superstition

I was trimming my nails when my Grandfather said with a sigh "You should not cut your nails on Thursdays".
I had never adhered to these superstition but out of curiosity I asked, "What happens when I cut my nails on Thursday?"
He explained, "You see the weekend starts tomorrow Friday, Saturda...

Swedish superstition

An American woman is married to a Swedish guy. Their marriage is otherwise happy but (i) they are both in Reddit and (ii) she has noticed that every now and then he seems to disappear in the middle of the night and come back with a strange smell about him.
Then one night she's not quite asleep ye...

I am not superstitious.

I heard it's bad to believe in superstitions.

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffec...

What do John Edward and Stevie Wonder have in common?

They've both made a lot of money from Superstition

Stevie Wonder walked into a bar

He asked the bartender if he could get a Coors light.

Bartender: Sure buddy, I’m a big fan, why don’t you try our new beer that we’ve had imported from Berlin?

Stevie: oh I’m not sure, I have this thing about not drinking German beer

Bartender: SUPERSTITION AINT THE WAYYY!

A woman is in bed with her lover when they hear the husband opening the apartment door

Quick, escape out the window! said the woman

No way! Said the lover, it's a thirteenth floor!

Woman: Do you think we have time to worry about superstitions?!!!

So many years after his death, I stayed in room 1401 and remembered how great Mitch Hedberg was.

"The hotel I'm staying in has no 13th floor 'cause of superstition. But people on the 14th floor: You know what floor you're really on. What room are you in? 1401? No, you're not! If you jump out that window, you will die earlier."
— Mitch Hedberg

R.I.P.

A man comes home from a business trip and knocks on the door

The wife opens the bedroom window and whispers to her lover: "Jump!" The lover says : "Are you nuts? We're on the 13th floor!"

Wife: "Jump, there's no time for superstitions!"

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Three explorers are in Egypt (long)

and they stumble upon some old ruins. In the ruins they find a big room, with three doors. The first explorer, Henry, goes up to the door and reads: "Who ever enters this door will die a fiery death." He doesn't believe in superstitions, so he goes through the door to find a long hallway. At the end...

A joke from my country

[something you should know is that drivers mostly take a certain fair for each person and not a fair which will be divided among the passengers no matter how many]

Here's the joke:

A lady is in the hospital after she had a surgery. Her neighbourhood friends want to visit her, so they r...

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