millennial superstitions

If your phone drops in the toilet bowl, you will have seven years of frustrating eyebrows.

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Superstition

I was trimming my nails when my Grandfather said with a sigh "You should not cut your nails on Thursdays".
I had never adhered to these superstition but out of curiosity I asked, "What happens when I cut my nails on Thursday?"
He explained, "You see the weekend starts tomorrow Friday, Saturda...

Do you believe in superstition?

I think it's bad luck to believe in superstition.

Good day folks!

Silly superstition

A reporter was on a business trip in Bangkok, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar.

After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed.

"Say, how old are you anyway," the man asked, as the obvi...

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A detachment of US Marines are conducting jungle warfare training in the Congo, and one night around the campfire, the Congolese troops they're training with tell the Marines the tale of a cave in the middle of the jungle, filled with golden treasure but guarded by a fearsome monster.

According to the local soldiers, the cave is filled with the treasures of an ancient African king, but a sorcerer used his arcane powers to create an unholy creature to guard it. She was formed from a mix of human, gorilla, chimpanzee, and baboon, and stands seven feet tall, enormously strong. She h...

Scientology is officially recognised as a religion in the UK, rather than just a cult. A cult being a group who believe in bizarre theories and superstitions, practice daft rituals and accept ridiculous restrictions on their behaviour.

Whereas a religion…….

Swedish superstition

An American woman is married to a Swedish guy. Their marriage is otherwise happy but (i) they are both in Reddit and (ii) she has noticed that every now and then he seems to disappear in the middle of the night and come back with a strange smell about him.
Then one night she's not quite asleep ye...

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Two neighbors are used to fish together

Two neighbors are used to fish together, but John didn't get a single fish while Richard got lots of them. So John was curious about it. Then Richard said: "Well, I have a superstition. You can try also. When your wife is cooking, just stay behind her, hold her tight and touch her boobs. It's what I...

The Bulgarian Train Conductor

Most kids want to become a firefighter or astronaut when they’re older. This man, however, really wanted to become a train conductor. Unfortunately, he gets the job and he loves it. But one particular day, he’s enjoying his job a little too much. He’s driving too fast and accidentally derails the tr...

4000 YEARS of MEDICINE

2000 BC : Here, eat this root.

1000 AD : That root is heathen! Here, say this prayer.

1865 AD : That prayer is superstition! Here, drink this potion.


1935 AD : That potion is snake oil! Here, swallow this pill.


1975 AD : That pill is ineffective! Here take this a...

What do John Edward and Stevie Wonder have in common?

They've both made a lot of money from Superstition

So many years after his death, I stayed in room 1401 and remembered how great Mitch Hedberg was.

"The hotel I'm staying in has no 13th floor 'cause of superstition. But people on the 14th floor: You know what floor you're really on. What room are you in? 1401? No, you're not! If you jump out that window, you will die earlier."
— Mitch Hedberg

R.I.P.

A woman is in bed with her lover when they hear the husband opening the apartment door

Quick, escape out the window! said the woman

No way! Said the lover, it's a thirteenth floor!

Woman: Do you think we have time to worry about superstitions?!!!

Stevie Wonder walked into a bar

He asked the bartender if he could get a Coors light.

Bartender: Sure buddy, I’m a big fan, why don’t you try our new beer that we’ve had imported from Berlin?

Stevie: oh I’m not sure, I have this thing about not drinking German beer

Bartender: SUPERSTITION AINT THE WAYYY!

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Three explorers are in Egypt (long)

and they stumble upon some old ruins. In the ruins they find a big room, with three doors. The first explorer, Henry, goes up to the door and reads: "Who ever enters this door will die a fiery death." He doesn't believe in superstitions, so he goes through the door to find a long hallway. At the end...

A joke from my country

[something you should know is that drivers mostly take a certain fair for each person and not a fair which will be divided among the passengers no matter how many]

Here's the joke:

A lady is in the hospital after she had a surgery. Her neighbourhood friends want to visit her, so they r...

A man comes home from a business trip and knocks on the door

The wife opens the bedroom window and whispers to her lover: "Jump!" The lover says : "Are you nuts? We're on the 13th floor!"

Wife: "Jump, there's no time for superstitions!"

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