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Fran Jokes

Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. "What are we going to do when we see it?" she asks.

"We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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Two elderly women are standing outside having a cigarette when it begins to rain

The first elderly woman, Fran, pulls out a condom with a hole cut out of the tip and puts it on her cigarette.

The second woman, Ethel, sees this and asks Fran what she’s doing. Fran explains that the condom keeps the cigarette dry from the rain.

The next day Ethel goes to the drug sto...

It's time for some Tern Jokes!

* A group of sea-birds flew over Amsterdam.
No tern was left unstoned.

* Frans just opened up his new Deli and was doing quite well. People came in from miles around to buy his sausages and meats, and they never left unsatisfied. One day a man walks in and orders a pound of sausage. Fran...
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