Chuck Norris hit the longest home run in MLB history
He also caught that ball
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What do prostitutes and MLB players have in common?
They both catch balls for a living.
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What two MLB players do you need on your team to have no worries for the rest of your days?
1) AcuƱa 2) Machado
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MLB has decided to rename the āSaveā
Now to be called a āBuzzer Beaterā
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When MLB starts back up, I will have successfully completed my goal...
To be banned from all 30 ballparks.
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The MLB is renaming the ādisabled listā to the āinjured listā.
Iām surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.
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A little girl went to her dadās baseball game.
Her dad is an MLB player. Heās famous for bunting the ball. The little girl doesnāt understand. She thinks the point is to the swing all the way with the bat.
So, next time he bunted, the girl shouted, much to the shock of the crowd, āHARDER DADDY!ā
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Snoop Dogg and his family break into a house.
They find some nice stuff, including a large flatscreen television, expensive paintings, and countless autographed baseballs signed by any MLB player you could name. Before they can steal anything, the police came and arrested them.
They are in a prison and they are being held at $200,000 bai...
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I'm a day late, but here's some Canadian jokes I came up with
1.) What do you call a Canadian military group?
- *The Eh Team*
2.) Welcome to Canada: Native land of the world's two sexiest Ryan's and the world's two most hated Justin's.
3.) Canadians are great at introducing themselves to strangers since they're so used to breaking the ice....
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A British fellow just doesn't understand why people like cricket.
He tries, he tries so hard. He knows it's his national sport. He also doesn't care much for football and rugby, and always feels left out at the pub. Then one day, he comes in early for a pint, and there's this strange game on the screen. "What's that game up there, Albert?" Albert looks baffled, "w...
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