I was once a weatherman

But all my forecasts were cold days in hell

We're getting 5 inches of snow tonight

6.5 inches if it's male meteorologist that forecasts.

How do you get Donald Trump to visit a memorial in the rain?

Tell him the forecasts predict golden showers.

Farmer meets with Banker annually

The Farmer has to meet with the banker, talk about the crops for the year, talk about grain prices, and try to forecast the year's output to plan out expenses for the year.

When the banker arrives at the farm he notices a very tame and friendly pig, running around as if nothing's wrong, had ...

My favorite bad Christmas joke

Dolf is the weatherman at KTVY, the local CBS affiliate in Kansas City. He's also a closet communist, and has a bit of an anger management problem. During their Christmas Eve broadcast Dolf forecasts a cold and rainy Christmas day, then turns it over to Erin, the anchor he's been dating for the past...

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