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Foreshadow Jokes

What’s the similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay?

Either way you know something is coming.

Today is Palm Sunday!

As far as Easter foreshadowing goes, I think they nailed it.

Newton [Long]

A man called Newton goes to a Chinese restaurant. He orders some fortune cookies. When they arrive, he opens one and sees what's in it. Only one word is written:

*Newton*

Newton raises his eyes in a mixture of confusion and surprise. How the hell did that coincidence happen? Why was hi...

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