How do you tell the difference between foreshadowing and forplay?

You don’t, but you know something is coming

What’s the similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay?

Either way you know something is coming.

Newton [Long]

A man called Newton goes to a Chinese restaurant. He orders some fortune cookies. When they arrive, he opens one and sees what's in it. Only one word is written:

*Newton*

Newton raises his eyes in a mixture of confusion and surprise. How the hell did that coincidence happen? Why was hi...

I asked my dad a few summers ago why he planted a tree in our backyard

With the summer heat practically grilling everyone, he seemed to be fine under the shade of our roof

My father responded, “You’ll understand why I planted it eventually”

Years later, as the tree grew much larger, it provided shade for everyone

Now I understand it was foreshadow

Today is Palm Sunday!

As far as Easter foreshadowing goes, I think they nailed it.

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