How do you get two violins to play in tune? Shoot both of them.
How do you get two altos to sing in tune? It doesn’t matter, nobody’s listening.
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Rolls Royce and a Mini
A Rolls Royce and a Mini pull up at the lights together. The guy in the Mini looks at the guy in the Rolls Royce and presses a button to lower his window. The guy in the Rolls Royce smiles and presses the button for his window to go down and with beautiful precision the window smoothly rolls down. ...
A symphony is preparing for a concert.
The crowds eagerly await this outdoor performance of the Hallelujah Chorus. However, it's the middle of June, and the heat is terrible. All the flutes, trumpets, and tubas are out of tune. The choir is miserable and sweaty.
Ultimately, they're forced to cancel the performance. It was simply t...
An Orchestra in Albuquerque in July
A travelling orchestra had planned on being in Albuquerque in January and Minneapolis in July. However, their manager got the dates wrong and the group ended up doing a three-day run in an outdoor theater in Albuquerque in the middle of the July heat. The event was exhausting and by the third night,...