I was at a dinner party last night and was seated next to a girl in a wheelchair..
She wasn't the most gorgeous, but the more the wine flowed, the more attractive I found her. "So tell me" I whispered flirtily in her ear, "have you ever been fingered under a table?"
"No." she replied. "But I once got fucked under a bus."
In my past life, I was a warrior for an Indian Tribe, and was madly in love with the chiefs daughter
In this tribe we were named after the first thing our mothers saw when we were born. And His daughter, Lily Petal, was absolutely beautiful, and everyday I sighed knowing there was nothing I could do to ever win her attention. I was just boring old Falling Rock, a nobody warrior.
But one day,...
The Train Conductor
There was a man. He was a train conductor by trade. One day, he saw a woman fall on the tracks in front of his train, but made no effort to stop. He was arrested at the next stop and, unable to make a good excuse for his arrogance, was sentenced to death by electric chair. He accepted his death as a...
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