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Reflux Jokes

I had really bad acid reflux

So I went to the doctor and it was not a big deal but they were able to find early onset cancer. Thank GERD they were able to catch it before it got much worse!

What did the man with bad acid reflux say?

Oh ma GERD

What does a ghost take when they have acid reflux?

Phan-Tums

TIL military personnel are less likely to get acid reflux

Probably because they all have to go through basic training.

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The tragedy of Robert the Rooster

Why did Robert the Rooster decide to kill himself? I'm talking about the rooster who worked 80 work weeks, who got up at the crack of dawn every morning, who had three divorces in his thirties, who is survived by his two estranged children, who had horrible credit, and who suffered from chronic acid...

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