I had really bad acid reflux

So I went to the doctor and it was not a big deal but they were able to find early onset cancer. Thank GERD they were able to catch it before it got much worse!

What did the man with bad acid reflux say?

Oh ma GERD

What does a ghost take when they have acid reflux?

Phan-Tums

TIL military personnel are less likely to get acid reflux

Probably because they all have to go through basic training.

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