A man was sent to hell for his sins. As he was being led into the pits for an eternity of torment, he saw a lawyer passionately kissing a beautiful woman. “What a joke!” he said. “I have to roast in flames for all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with that beautiful woman.” Satan jabbed the...
Little old lady decides to join the Hell's Angels
A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, “I want to join your club.”
The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says sh...
I started taking fencing lessons...
The teacher started yelling fencing terms I didn't understand.
"Lunge!"
"Parry!"
"Reposte"
I stopped and said, "I can't do that, this is my first post in r/jokes and I don't wanna get flamed."
(Ain't much, but at least I tried)
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