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Modern batteries would not work without ionized lithium.

The ions appear to be pretty volatile, I've heard a lot of electronics factories are afraid of unionisation.

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I am over 18

All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water.

She’s such a basic bitch.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Please stop trying to unionize

It took so long to ionize

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When should scientists unionize?

If the ionizing didn't work.

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How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to say the word unionized.

(This is the same joke I post every year on my cake day)

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