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Ionize Jokes

Modern batteries would not work without ionized lithium.

The ions appear to be pretty volatile, I've heard a lot of electronics factories are afraid of unionisation.

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All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water.

She’s such a basic bitch.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Please stop trying to unionize

It took so long to ionize

When should scientists unionize?

If the ionizing didn't work.

How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to say the word unionized.

(This is the same joke I post every year on my cake day)

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